Wallyworld

From a moral and political  perspective I despise Wallyworld. They impoverish employees, thus creating a national tax burden for the rest of us. Wallyworld isn't known for their generous community support and they tend to suck the life out of small businesses everywhere.But I still shop there because toilet paper is cheap. I know, I'm an asshole.

Moving on...

Wallyworld location is critical to how you will interpret your wallyworld experience. A Wallyworld Urbana experience is grossly different from a North Columbus Super-duper Wallyworld. Dare I say, the Urbana Wallyworld trip is more of an exposure to another kind of humanoid species vs a real shopping experience.  I will never forget the look of curiosity on my son's face when he first witnessed a fifty year old woman with no front teeth, serious roots, and a chain hooked from her nose to her ear.

"Mom, why did she spend so much money on jewelry and clothes instead of a dentist? What's that thing ? Do you think she can suck milk up her nose? That would be so cool!"

At least, it gives him something to look at while we shop? And coincidentally, it was time for new toothbrushes!

Comments

[mom]

I don't like Wallyworld, but sometimes you're forced to go there. I would pay more to go to the Mom & Pop's that we used to have. I miss them.

[stefanierj]

Where've you been? I mean, I know I'm supposed to talk about the guilty pleasures of shopping at Wallyworld, but you've been too gone for too long. Aidan's gotta be, what, walking and talking by now, yes?

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