With all this hoopla about intelligent design (aka God din't make no junk) vs Darwinism, I thought I'd search my inner self for the answers. It took one look into the mirror for me to come up with the only conclusion that makes any sense.
I evolved from a spare tire.
If you ask your father, it was a white duck . . .
Posted by: mom | April 04, 2006 at 01:57 PM